From Natalie: I wrote these lyrics in the beginning of 2018 because playing against Voidlord was so frustrating, but I didn’t want to play Cubelock. Now he’s going to rotate out of standard next year, so no one will be playing him for much longer anyway. I sat on this song for a long time because I was afraid no one would like it. Hope you enjoy.
Credits: Lyrics, Vocals and Video by Natalie Kibler | Music Production by Jeff Heidenreich | Parody of Wicked Game by Chris Isaak | Recorded and Mixed at Exum Recording in Escondido, CA
Lyrics:
Played my last Hellfire and no one could save me but you
It’s strange what Dark Pact will make Possessed Lackey do
I’d never dreamed that I’d play somebody like you
And I’d never dreamed that I’d lose a game with you
No, I don’t want to play Voidlord (this card is only gonna break your heart)
No, I don’t want to play Voidlord (this card is only gonna break your heart)
or Cube
or Cube (this card is only gonna break your heart)
What a wicked game I played, six 3/9s in the way
What a wicked thing to do, to life tap on turn two
What a wicked thing to play, Defile the board away
What a wicked thing to do, to pay nine mana for you
And I don’t want to play Voidlord (this card is only gonna break your heart)
No, I don’t want to play Voidlord (this card is only gonna break your heart)
or Cube
The board was on fire and no one could save me but you
Cube on Doomguard, Possessed Lackey’s newest recruit
I’d never dreamed that I’d craft somebody like you
And I’d never dreamed that I’d dust somebody like you
No, I don’t want to play Voidlord (this card is only gonna break your heart)
No, I don’t want to play Voidlord (this card is only gonna break your heart)
or Cube (this card is only gonna break your heart)
or Cube (this card is only gonna break your heart)
No, I (this card is only gonna break your heart)
(this card is only gonna break your heart)
Nobody loves Gul’dan